I Golf to Avoid Another Dance Recital Tee

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I Golf to Avoid Another Dance Recital Tee
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- Three Wild Frogs
Some dads bring snacks to recitals. Others bring their A-game to the golf course. This “I Golf to Avoid Another Dance Recital” tee is the ultimate dad joke in wearable form. Whether he’s sneaking in 18 holes or just avoiding another hour of ballet shoes and tap routines, this shirt says it all.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee keeps dad comfortable on and off the green. It’s a hilarious conversation starter at the golf course, family gatherings, or yes — even at the recital (if he shows up).
✨ Why It’s a Hole-in-One:
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Funny, relatable design every golf dad will love
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Soft, tagless fit
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Durable print that lasts through countless washes & golf swings
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Perfect gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or “just because”
For the dad who’d rather practice his swing than sit through another round of jazz hands, this tee is a guaranteed laugh.
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
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