The shirt your mom warned you about.

It’s bold. It’s ridiculous. It’s a little too moist. And it’s guaranteed to get a laugh (or at least an eye-roll).

 Why You Need This:

• Party Starter → Instant conversation at bars, beaches, and bachelor weekends.
• Epic Gag Gift → For birthdays, bachelorettes, or that one friend who can’t keep a straight face.
• Premium Comfort → 100% cotton, soft as a sea breeze, built to survive late-night adventures.
• Unisex Fit → Looks equally questionable on men and women.

 Who It’s For:

• The buddy who laughs at every inappropriate joke
• Your bestie’s bachelor/bachelorette weekend
• The birthday friend who “already has everything”
• Anyone who thinks oysters are better served with puns

 Details:

• Fabric: Soft, breathable cotton blend
• Fit: Classic unisex tee (true to size)
• Care: Machine washable (because parties get messy)
• Color: [Your available colors here]

 Don’t Overthink It.

Funny shirts sell out fast. Grab yours now, gift it later, and claim your spot as the funniest friend in the group.